The run club for slow runners
Dead lastis stillfinishing.
We run at 7, 8 or 9 minutes a kilometre. On purpose.
789•
Slow since 2026•
Zoo Lake · 8AM sharp•
Coffee always•
The schedule
Running calendar
SAT 04 JUL
Zoo Lake Loop
5K · Zoo Lake
SAT 11 JUL
Zoo Lake Loop
5K · Zoo Lake
SAT 18 JUL
Zoo Lake Loop
5K · Zoo Lake
SAT 25 JUL
Zoo Lake Loop
5K · Zoo Lake
The only rules
Show up
This really is the hardest part.
Run slow
So you can hold a conversation.
Grab coffee
We have our priorities straight.
FAQ
No BS index
Q01
Do I need to be fast?
No. It's in the name. We run at 7/8/9 mins/km.
Q02
How far do we run?
Around 4kms.
Q03
What if I suck at running?
Same. So?



Slow is the goal.